Randy Squalor's Rinsing Sounds
Come And Play With My Phat Ones
Welcome to the world of the original international DJ gigolo and fat bald DJ god.
The Wild Adventures Of Randy Squalor is a further, extended-remix chapel for those who have been touched by the phatness of Randy's beats and girth of his massive tuneage.
Who said old farts can't spin tunes and shag floozies too?
- Winner - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2010
- Runner-up - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2009
- Runner-up - iDJ Raw Talent August 2010
- Shout/spine - DJ Mag Jan 2010
- Shout - DJ Mag Feb 2006
- Shout - DJ Mag Sept 2004
All of Randy's fat bald beats hosted here - plus even more stuff at randysqualor.com...
Randy also has a fat bald Soundcloud for his fat bald beats:
In order to get down with the kids, Randy can also be found on Facebook:
And bien sur on Myspace:
And when Randy's really bored, he manages an occasional dash of Twitter:
Randy's Under-Maintained Twitter Page
Randy however remains banned from Bebo, for 'inappropriate conduct' and impersonating a minor.
Also check out Randy's Christmas & New Year Message here on Youtube.
Finally, Randy also has stickers. Lots of them. So if you want to support Randy's Fat Bald Tour, then please drop an address to baldtour@randysqualor.com and a wad of Randy's sticky stuff may arrive on your doorstep...
If you've still got time after all that, maybe just go home, get a life and shag your girlfriend.
PLEASE NOTE: All DJ mixes are produced for promotional use only and on a non-profit basis. Randy Squalor Dotcom is a non-commercial website carrying zero advertising. If any artist or rights holder objects to the use of their track, they are welcome to suck Randy's balls. At length and enthusiastically.